The instant before birth, every human being is granted an audience with God. In this infinite moment, each Fetus may ask God 5 Universal Questions, which God must answer truthfully and completely. The Fetus is then born and forgets everything.

This is the story of one Fetus who didn't see the point of asking. This is the story of one Fetus who chose to stand up to the crazy-faced deity and also make pop culture references that he doesn't really get because he's unborn.

 

For those of you that still follow this long-dormant comic, you might like to know that the comic is now a play that is premiering episodically throughout the summer in Cincinnati. Come if you can!

For those of you that still follow this long-dormant comic, you might like to know that the comic is now a play that is premiering episodically throughout the summer in Cincinnati. Come if you can!

This is the first time I’ve ever been in a gif! (I’m portraying a green-shirted puncher)

(Source: dirty-glass)

Anonymous asked
why did you choose tumblr for your webcomic?

I didn’t know much about Tumblr, but I looked around and realized that it’s basically Facebook but with a lot more pictures of buttholes. So, you know. Tumblr.