The instant before birth, every human being is granted an audience with God. In this infinite moment, each Fetus may ask God 5 Universal Questions, which God must answer truthfully and completely. The Fetus is then born and forgets everything.
This is the story of one Fetus who didn't see the point of asking. This is the story of one Fetus who chose to stand up to the crazy-faced deity and also make pop culture references that he doesn't really get because he's unborn.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
From Life Hacks #7: Dates
Popped SIM card in an old phone and this photo memory popped up. Nice timing- the video turned out amazingly. Watched it ten times since yesterday.
http://youtu.be/N7v9psZWwSs Bitter Thoughts - WHY?
This is the first time I’ve ever been in a gif! (I’m portraying a green-shirted puncher)
(Source: eddierussett)
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Hey Tumblr people. I missed posting a comic or two because I was training for a new job as a tour guide. I feel bad about not posting, so I’m presenting you with a photo of me in my silly tour guide outfit. I know this doesn’t fix things, but… it’s a start. Please try not blackmail me too much.
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I didn’t know much about Tumblr, but I looked around and realized that it’s basically Facebook but with a lot more pictures of buttholes. So, you know. Tumblr.
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